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The Best List Of Would You Rather Questions About Love

Posted on January 18, 2017 by David

If you’ve ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are incredibly simple and universally understood. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a dilemma of two equally terrible-looking (or sometimes equally enticing alternatives to the other player.

You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. Once they pick the things that they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to think of a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the finest of two dreadful scenarios.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little creativity. But it is just as fun as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a bit of inspiration, below are some uneasy propositions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.

 

The Best List Of “Would You Rather” Questions About Love

 

Would you rather acquire pounds or be prohibited from the internet for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the issue of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare type of cancer?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with pornography?

Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the previous year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the capability to see real ghosts?

Would you rather lose every one of the photos you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you own?

Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead:

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and the same salary?

Would you rather have the last five photos on your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering picture you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your life or only LaCroix for the rest of your life?

Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your capability to give a high five?

Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the rest of your life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have the capability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that is about you?

Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a extremely slow internet connection?

Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?

Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to just use Kimoji for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies just once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remainder of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every picture on your own phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?

Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each time you fart or cure any wound by yelling at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never have the capacity to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a glance at your Mom or your Dad’s internet history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every woman?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi claiming against their points?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?

Would you rather never need to upgrade your personal computer or never need to improve your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or ending offense round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?

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